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How Punny Are You?
SQUASH!
(That's what you get when you drop a pumpkin!)
October is one of our favorite months here at the Farmers’ Almanac. Halloween, pumpkins, colorful leaves, crisp temperatures …yup it’s a good time.
Here are some very punny puns from our Contributing Editor and well-known verbalist Richard Lederer:
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.
What does a witch pack for a picnic on the beach?
A sandwich.
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hallow weenie.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
How did the ghost repair the rip in the sheet?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
What’s the favorite food of mathematicians?
Pumpkin pi
How did Mr. Hyde celebrate Halloween?
With a Jekyll lantern
Have any more? Share them with us! Send an email to sduncan@farmersalmanac.com
