The Weather in Idaho
A reader from Idaho submitted this joke about how folks in the Gem State handle the weather. We thought you might enjoy it.
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat. People in Idaho plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Boise sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes. The water in Pocatello gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:People in Miami all die. Idahoans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Idaho get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Idaho Falls are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Idahoans get upset because they can’t start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Idaho start saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over. Sugar Salem School District will open 2 hours late.



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