Introducing Farmers’ Almanac Flakes . . .
In an age and time when resourceful living is a necessity, Farmers’ Almanac is going out on a limb to introduce a healthy and affordable way to start your mornings – Farmers’ Almanac Flakes.
Made from natural and recycled ingredients, Farmers’ Almanac Flakes are a perfect balance of weather, wholesome ideas, and plenty of fiber. One delicious serving of Farmers’ Almanac Flakes has 9 grams of recycled paper, 3 grams of wit and wisdom and is a heart-healthy choice for your whole family.
(This cereal may not be good for people with ink or wood pulp allergies.)
If you notice a hole in the upper left-hand corner of your Farmers' Almanac, don't return it to the store! That hole isn't a defect; it's a part of history. Starting with the first edition of the Farmers' Almanac in 1818, readers used to nail holes into the corners to hang it up in their homes, barns, and outhouses (to provide both reading material and toilet paper). In 1910, the Almanac's publishers began pre-drilling holes in the corners to make it even easier for readers to keep all of that invaluable information (and paper) handy.
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when is “blackberry winter”, “dogwood winter”, “indian summer”? all of these “cold” snaps we have in the south during the spring/summer months that produce abnormally cool temps once were referred to as some types of “winter” by my grandparents. thoughts on this…..??
Unless they’re weird, your earthworms will eat it…
lol happy april fools to you as well FA folks.
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