April 2005 Farmers' Almanac | Trusted & Respected Since 1818
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 Farmers' Almanac TV: A Show to Put You to Sleep

 Dear Subscriber and Almanac Aficionado:

Farmers Almanac TV is about to test a theory. It's our firm belief that many folks don't get the restful sleep they deserve. There's a reason for this.

Most people -- not all, but most -- find themselves relaxing in front of the television before they tuck themselves in and nod off. The misleading word there is relaxing. TV before bed is rarely relaxing. Especially if you're watching the news filled with misery, violence, problems, and politics. Is that a fine and proper way to fill your head before chasing down the dreams of the netherworld? We say it's not.

We are happy to offer a natural cure. Farmers Almanac TV. Read more!
Farmers' Almanac Weather Wisdom
  Will the spring rains ever stop? And what is the summer outlook? It's all here!
Predictions from the coat of this Ohio goat! Lore and more!
Farmers' Almanac Garden
  Got Tulipmania? Give in! Choose next year's tulips!
Got Spring Fever? Wing it! Attract this year’s butterflies!
Farmers' Almanac Kitchen
  Fried dandelions, anyone? Gather blossoms, grab skillet, fry till golden brown!
Readers report: Gotta love those good ol' cast iron skillets!
SPECIAL REPORT: AMERICA'S TOP 10 BUGGIEST CITIES
  What do you get when you mix a wet winter season with a warm spring and summer?
Hint –Fill in the blank: 2005 may be one of the worst ______ seasons on record!
See what the Farmers' Almanac says!
Meet the Philoms
  What the heck is a "Philom.," anyway? Meet the Editors of the Farmers' Almanac.

Natural Cures
  Belly ache? Natural tips for a torn-up tummy.
Heartache? Great-grandma's natural cure.

Simple Shortcuts
  Free at last! Shortcuts to freedom from clutter ... with readers' tips!

Wit and Wisdom
  "How much for coffee?" the neutron asks the waitress. What does the waitress answer?
Wisdom jumps from the page of a 250-year-old dictionary ... and gurgles from a fresh-water stream.

Farmers' Almanac Brainteasers ... Memories ... Things Worth Knowing!
Farmers' Almanac TV Update ... Contests ... Invitations to Get Involved!
 

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