Preparing Heart & Hearth for the Holidays!

You Can't Grit Your Teeth While You're Singing
Holiday gatherings, ideally relaxed occasions of sharing food and fellowship, are often tense as we strain to meet our own expectations as well as those of Aunt Susie! Several guidelines of “serendipitous wisdom” have emerged from years of practice to help hosts organize tasks, prioritize time, and maintain perspective Read more...


Tennessee innkeeper shares her Six-S formula for serving with a smile this holiday season

Holiday Issue!
Preparing Heart & Hearth for the Holidays
Retro Holiday Foods and Classic Holiday Recipes
Trimming the Tree & Preserving Holiday Plants
Words of Wisdom and Tidbits of Trivia
A Very Punny Christmas!
Winter Weather: Predictions, Lore, & More
Winter Skin Care
Bringing the Almanac to Television!
NEW! Join FATV "Viewers"
NEW! Readers Ask: Can Holiday Travel be Sane?
Family Holiday Puzzles
NEW! T-Shirt Design Contest
NEW! Richard Lederer Puns Hidden Here & There
 

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Retro Holiday Foods:

A Christmas-by-Candlelight Dinner in Tennessee always includes Devils on Horseback ("Your guests won't suspect they are enjoying prunes unless you tell them!"). Plus, an 1890 turkey preparation that will have you clucking! View details...

Got an old recipe or one that now seems outlandish? Drop us a line at newsletter@farmersalmanactv.com. Be sure to tell us why it’s one of your favorites!

Classic Holiday Recipes
A Texas family "relishes" the holidays with cranberries, and a cookbook author "peels in" the season with citrus fruits.View detail...

Old-Fashioned Tree Trimmings: Looking for old-fashioned tree decorations? Consider 19th century tree trimmings and Benjamin Franklin's 18th century method of popping corn! Complete instructions inside...

Preserving Holiday Plants: Preserve the spirit of the holidays and the beauty of its plants! Garden author Deborah Tukua tells how...

SEASONAL WIT AND WISDOM

Holiday Wisdom

What wisdom can old almanacs offer for the coming holidays and year's end? Plenty, it seems!
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Timely Trivia
Which President was electrified at Christmas? Which would be punctual for a holiday feast?.
For the answers...

A Very Punny Christmas!
Old Almanac Wit: Seeing her first holiday candy cane, a little lady of two-and-a-half years exclaimed...

New Holiday Puns: Santa's sleigh gets terrific mileage because it has...

Other Tree Droppings: Santa loves sliding down chimneys because...

Gentle humor for every age! Enter smiling...

Humor Us!
And make us laugh, too! See more...

40th Birthday Tribute to Rudolph!
Richard Lederer helps us “roast” Rudolph!
Join the fun...

Gardening by the Moon 2005: Planting Guide and Garden Activities Based on the Cycles of the Moon
There is always something to do in the garden! This unique tool shows you the best days for planting by the phase and sign of the moon all year long.

And, it keeps your garden work on track!" View details.

Hardbound Edition – 2005 Farmers’ Almanac
This Gift Edition version of the Farmers' Almanac can be personalized and is View Details.

Pearls of Wisdom: Kitchen, Garden and Country – Three-Volume Set
50% DISCOUNT $8.00 EACH!

Pearls of Country Wisdom yields more than 700 pearls of wit and wisdom to bring a bit of the country life into your home and garden. A wealth of country know-how awaits you with Household Helps, Cooking and Food Preservation, Sewing Suggestions, Home Remedies, Livestock Care, Gardening Guidance and much more.View details.

Ivy Silhouette Thermometer:ÓDeckÓ the walls with rounds of ivy!
Once again ... Farmers' Almanac TV brings you ÒComfort in a Changing WorldÓ! This time, our ÒmeasureÓ of stability comes from this handsome Ivy Silhouette Thermometer. While the temperature goes up and down, the ivy will Òhang steady."12" in diameter View details!

WEATHER: PREDICTIONS, LORE, & MORE

Farmers' Almanac Winter Weather Map
According to the Farmers’ Almanac’s long-range weather predictions, some areas of the country may be in store for a good old-fashioned white Christmas. What color will your Christmas be? More inside ...

How Do YOU Predict the Weather?
Everyone is an armchair weather forecaster! We want to know YOUR method of prediction! We'll use your signs and signals in newsletter or television features (and, of course, to tell us when to carry our umbrellas!) Read more...

Predicting Weather from the Motions of Animals
Can hogs predict rain? Can cattle foretell storms? Learn the lore and help us check it out!

Winter Skin Care
We asked Founding Farmer Joe's Aunt Martha for her favorite "receipts" for preventing dry skin during harsh winter weather. Click here to see if tips from recent editions of the Farmers’ Almanac confirm or disconfirm those from her family’s 1857 almanac ...

WELCOME HOME TO THE FARMERS' ALMANAC

Coming to You by Television
While crisscrossing the country to film programs that will bring Farmers' Almanac traditions into your home, the Farmers' Almanac TV American Roadshow crew recently spent three days with 50,000 Future Farmers of America. The forecast is for a bright future! Click for more....

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FARMERS' ALMANAC HEADSCRATCHERS

Readers Ask: Old Advice for New Times

FATV’s founder, Farmer Joe, and his Aunt Martha Matilda address readers’ dilemmas with their best “Farmers’ Almanac wisdom.” Ask them what you will! Their responses are sometimes quaint and quirky, sometimes timelessly true ... and always engaging! Write them at Newsletter@FarmersAlmanacTV.com
This month: Advice on holiday travel.

November Puzzle Winners and Answers
Canadian subscriber first to answer our problem!
Meet our winner and see the answers!

Did anybody solve the enigmas from the 1848 Farmers’ Almanac?
Here are the first two enigmas and their answers:

Why should the stars be the best astronomers? Because they have studded (studied) the heavens ever since creation.

Why is a fawn like true affection?
Because it is the offspring of the heart (hart).

For official answers (and close guesses), look here

Family Fun with Holiday Puzzles
Ask a young friend to help identify this holiday song by the first letters of its opening words: RTRNRHAVSN
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T-Shirt Design Contest
Submit the winning design for a Farmers' Almanac TV T-Shirt !
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HOLIDAY TREATS

Reindeer Drops: A Light Touch for Serious Chocolate Lovers!

High-quality almonds hand-dipped in the finest chocolate View details.





Sweet Trio: Put a song in your heart and Georgia on your mind!

Guests will go from "No, thanks" to "Well, okay ... just one" in milliseconds! 27 pieces mouth-watering pieces. View details.


 


 
Happy Holidays to our Valued Readers!
Stay Tuned for New Features in 2005!

Farmers' Almanac and Farmers' Almanac TV!


Farmers' Almanac Deluxe Mitt Ice Scraper
Keep your hands toasty on those frosty mornings with our special Mitt Ice Scraper. The suede mitt has pile lining to keep your hand warm and dry on cold winter mornings. The heavy-duty, 11 1/2" ice scraper has a 5" wide blade with ice chippers. The gray mitt features the Farmers' Almanac logo on it similar as shown.

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Special GIFTS FOR SPECIAL FOLKS!!

Gardener's Gift Set
Perfect hostess gift!

Pamper the gardeners in your life with pure comfort! Your favorite gardeners will smile at the items that tumble out of our Gardener's Gift Set. View details.


Gardener's Spa Kit
Gardener, pamper thyself!

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Rider's Gift Set
Rein in comfort!
Your riding friends will reign in comfort when you treat their hands to the Quessence products in the Rider’s Gift Set! After pampering their horses, they can reach for our old-fashioned rust tub to pamper themselves with Rider’s Moisturizing Soap and Hand Cream. View details.