May 2005 Farmers' Almanac | Trusted & Respected Since 1818
Son Dials Daughter Dials

The other day, after my seven-year-old son arrived home from school, he and I went out beneath the giant oaks in our yard and played a little ball. Batting practice for him, aiming-at-a-small-strike-zone practice for me. "Dad, can you learn to throw already?" has become a common refrain.

We lined up home plate just in front of a hole he had dug in the ground a week before. A pretty deep hole, if I might say. He and his sister (age five) were going to China of course. My wife thought it was funny one night when she spilled the remains of Chinese takeout around the hole, clumps of rice now mixed in with the lawn. "Looks like some folks from China must have visited in the middle of the night," she told the kids in the morning. It's a barrel of laughs around here.

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