May 2005 Farmers' Almanac | Trusted & Respected Since 1818

Wit and Wisdom


A Bit of Wit

What kind of shirt does a golfer wear?

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Why, a TEE shirt, of course!.

(From the Farmers’ Almanac)


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A Wisp of Wisdom

He that hath a trade hath an estate; and he that hath a calling hath a place of profit and honor; a plowman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees.

Farmers’ Almanac
1882





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