Sign on the office bulletin board: “This year’s party has been cancelled due to last year’s Christmas party.”
Sign in a cluttered, old-fashioned hardware store: “We’ve got it if we can find it.”
Sign in a restaurant: “Come in and have a pizza the action.”
Sign in the Funeral Parlor: “Drive carefully – we can wait!”
Sign at a gas station: “Fill up here and be tankful.”
Sign on a lighthouse: “Wanted someone for light house keeping.”
Sign at beach: “Sunshine free for the basking.”
Have a great weekend!