Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
It's National Tell A Joke Day! Here are a few "plucky" chicken jokes. We hope they don't ruffle your feathers. Enjoy!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
…To get the new edition of the Farmers’ Almanac, of course!
To celebrate National Tell A Joke Day, here are some of our favorite chicken jokes:
On what side does a chicken have the most feathers?
The outside.
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.
Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs?
Because she mislaid them.
What’s the best kind of car to be driving when you want to play chicken?
A coupe.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Because she didn’t have enough guts.
What do you call a scary chicken?
A poultrygeist.
What day do chickens hate most?
Fry-day.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call the door to a chicken coop?
The hen-trance.
Where do chickens go on vacation?
San Di-egg-o.
Got any chicken jokes of your own? Share them with us in the comments below!
Can’t get enough? We’ve got more brainteasers and riddles here.
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A duck started to cross the road. The chicken ran up and stopped him. “Don’t do it, buddy, you’ll never hear the end of it”.
if the coup did not have a roof it would be a convertible to Donna.
Rooster on top or roof – which way of egg go on left or right…
Betty hahaha, we know this joke: Roosters don’t lay eggs! Good one!
good one!
Why did the chicken only go halfway across the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because someone egged her on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She heard there was a MAN on the other side laying BRICKS.
She had to check it out!!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Just to see which comes first.
What happens when a chicken swallows chewing gum? She hatches chicklets.
What happens when a cow eats eggs? She produces eggnog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to opossum it could be done.
Awww… but funny!
Why did my chicken cross the road at 5:00? Because my neighbor keeps treats, mealy worms, in her car!
hahaha Lori! Good one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the Opossum it could be done.
Made me laugh out loud Bob!
Why did the Chicken cross the road in Texas?
Wanted to prove to the Armadillo it could be done!
Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to your house !
Knock knock ?
Who’s there ?
The chicken !!
Why are there 2 door on a chicken coop? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, right?
But why did the monkey cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Good one, Brian!