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Witty Words of Wisdom

Some words of wisdom from the pages of the Farmers’ Almanac:

Among the things that money can’t buy are what it used to.

Live today to the fullest. Remember it is the first day of the rest of your life!

Happiness is a stopping place between too much and too little.

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The real secret of happiness is not what you give or what you receive it’s what you share.

Contentment makes poor people rich; discontent makes rich people poor.

To improve your health, try smiling.

Happiness is an inside job.

You can’t turn back the clock but you can wind it up again.

Don’t borrow trouble. Be patient and you’ll have some of your own.

If you haven’t all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don’t have that you wouldn’t want.

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